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GIFT ORIGINAL, DESIGNED IN THE UK

SPREAD THE HAPPINESS

DELIGHT YOUR DESK

GET ORGANISED IN STYLE

MAKE WORK FUN

LIGHTEN THE MOOD

MOUTHWATERING DESK ACCESSORIES

BOOK THAT HOLIDAY

YOU DESERVE IT!

UP THE TEMPO

GET STUFF DONE IN STYLE
(AND COMFORT)

THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN
THE COLONEL SAYS, STAY YOUNG & HAVE FUN

BRINGING FUN, ONE DESK AT A TIME

★★★★★
I wish I had found out about Mustard earlier. I love their design as do the numerous friends and family members I have bought Mustard gifts for.
FUN, INNOVATIVE AND FUNCTIONAL
★★★★★
My desk has been given a new lease of life with colour and fun. Mustard’s useful and intelligently designed range of amazing products always bring a smile to my face
MUSTARD PUTS THE FUN IN FUNCTIONALITY
★★★★★
Mustard bring fun and colour to my desk and helps me get through my day. Who would have known these products would bring so much fun to my work.
MAKES THE WORKPLACE HUMEROUS
★★★★★
Lives on my desk, where it still makes me smile months after purchase.
MAKES ME SMILE

DESIGNED WITH LOVE IN LONDON

MEET COLONEL MUSTARD

Inspired by the movie Big, the Colonel AKA Reuben Utudjian has always been a big kid at heart

Taking inspiration from 80s, MTV Culture and Pop Art, Reuben and his team have been bringing fun with a witty quintessentially British twist to people's desks and homes for over two decades.

Our award winning collections have brought smiles, adored by millions of people from celebrities to royalty in over 32 countries.

Abundant in colour and personality, we design to help you find yourself, to create space for you to play whilst raising a smile or two whether at work, rest or play. Positivity equals productivity!

We thank you for visiting us and supporting our cause. Without you our journey wouldn't be possible

And remember growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Don't grow up!

Love The Colonel
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