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Evening Standard logo in bold black serif font on white background
Black Stylist Magazine logo in elegant serif font on a white background
The Observer logo in bold blue sans-serif font on a white background
Black and white minimalist logo with the word 'Independent' in bold, modern font.
POPSUGAR logo in bold, dark navy sans-serif text on a transparent background
Black and white Vogue logo in bold serif font on transparent background
Evening Standard logo in bold black serif font on white background
Black Stylist Magazine logo in elegant serif font on a white background
The Observer logo in bold blue sans-serif font on a white background
Black and white minimalist logo with the word 'Independent' in bold, modern font.
POPSUGAR logo in bold, dark navy sans-serif text on a transparent background
Black and white Vogue logo in bold serif font on transparent background
Evening Standard logo in bold black serif font on white background
Black Stylist Magazine logo in elegant serif font on a white background
The Observer logo in bold blue sans-serif font on a white background
Black and white minimalist logo with the word 'Independent' in bold, modern font.
POPSUGAR logo in bold, dark navy sans-serif text on a transparent background
Black and white Vogue logo in bold serif font on transparent background
Evening Standard logo in bold black serif font on white background
Black Stylist Magazine logo in elegant serif font on a white background
The Observer logo in bold blue sans-serif font on a white background
Black and white minimalist logo with the word 'Independent' in bold, modern font.
POPSUGAR logo in bold, dark navy sans-serif text on a transparent background
Black and white Vogue logo in bold serif font on transparent background
Evening Standard logo in bold black serif font on white background
Black Stylist Magazine logo in elegant serif font on a white background
The Observer logo in bold blue sans-serif font on a white background
Black and white minimalist logo with the word 'Independent' in bold, modern font.
POPSUGAR logo in bold, dark navy sans-serif text on a transparent background
Black and white Vogue logo in bold serif font on transparent background
Evening Standard logo in bold black serif font on white background
Black Stylist Magazine logo in elegant serif font on a white background
The Observer logo in bold blue sans-serif font on a white background

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Pen Pot - Mustard London
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"Listening to my son roar with laughter when he opened his Xmas stocking to find his baguette keyboard rest was proof what an ace gift this is. Nice work Santa." — Bethan W.

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"Made me laugh. Bought them as a gift. Kept them myself." — Sam B. (trimmed; the rest was about his fridge)

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"What a fun thing for my desk at work. Already had many comments and jokes." — Nick B.

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"Nice to add a little bit of personality to my space instead of something bland." — Diana E.

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Founder. Chief Instigator. Serial Overthinker.

Reuben started Mustard to counter the steady spread of beige into everyday life. The result is a collection of objects designed to be used, gifted and occasionally questioned but rarely ignored.

He’s not a real colonel.

But he does have a habit of making things you didn’t realise you wanted until they arrive.

Welcome to Mustard.
Make yourself comfortable.

Reuben

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