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Meet Colonel Mustard
Meet Reuben, a.k.a. Colonel Mustard
Founder. Chief Instigator. Serial Overthinker.
Reuben built Mustard to fight the beige plague taking over desks worldwide. Armed with questionable stationery, pop culture references, and a healthy disrespect for corporate nonsense, he’s on a mission to make workspaces slightly less soul-destroying.
He’s not a real colonel. But he is dangerously good at making things you didn’t know you needed until they land on your desk.
Welcome to Mustard. Expect chaos. Pack a highlighter.
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Reuben X
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