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Hit the desk-carnival chaos
Dive into the madness where productivity meets play, and your workspace becomes the main stage for unruly fun.
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ROLL BACK THE 90s
Straight from the era of big haired break-dancers and neon shell suites
As featured in
WELCOME, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
SHOP BY CATEGORY
Rewind Your Mind with Polaroid
real talk from our tribe
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CATS ARE FOR LIFE
“I really loved these as our family cat died last month and these will keep me happy and bring a smile wen I’m feeling down”
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SO CUTE
“This item is so cute and funny. It puts a smile on one’s face.”
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AMAZING LITTLE VAC
“This vacuum is amazing . We eat at the coffee table in the living room while we watch tv and crumbs get everywhere ! This thing does the job. & its powerful.”
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BEST EVER GIFT
“Plates are just fabulous. Absolutely delighted with them”
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COOL PENPOT!
“Cool Penpot. Welcome addition to my desk!”
Grab the Goods (WHILST THEY'RE STILL HOT)
Not your mama's merch: fresh from the mustard oven.
Meow-meow-gical Feline Fiesta
Warning: may cause a cuteness overdose and spontaneous catnip cravings.
Wanna rock out with your USB dock out?
Where the party starts and work smokes out the window.
get stuffed
Gifts that'll leave them licking their lips and wondering why they ever settled for socks.
Peek at our crowd-pleasers
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Vitapens - Fun Pill Shaped HighlightersVitapens - Fun Pill Shaped Highlighters
Regular price £8.00Unit price per
Cat Light Sitting LED Neon Light - UprightCat Light Sitting LED Neon Light - Upright
Regular price £20.00Unit price per
MEET THE MAN BEHIND THE BRAND
Mustard? Don’t get it twisted, we’re not here to spice up your pantry. We're here to spice up your life, adding flavour to your living
Step right up to the damn doorstep where mediocrity kicks the bucket and brilliance struts its stuff. This ain't your grandma's tea party. This is where we give a big middle finger to the mundane and let uniqueness run buck wild, straight outta the neon-soaked 80s and 90s. Welcome to our little slice of crazy in the cosmos.
Here, we take irreverently bold ideas, sprinkle them with a dose of British quirk, and serve up a collection of need-to-haves that are as ballsy as they are bespoke, straight from the era of big haired breakdancers with even bigger dreams.
Our mishmash of tech, décor, stationery, wellness, and sheer "gimme" is straight out of a time when MTV actually played music videos. We're the cure for the blahs, the gods of charm, and the dealers of a life less friggin' ordinary, all with a side of retro flair.
Mustard isn't just a name; it's a manifesto for the wild ones, a sanctuary for the free spirits, a battle cry for those who dance to their own tune, living the life of a John Hughes movie. If your soul screams for individuality, if you thrive on the quirky, and if your perfect world is a canvas of rebellion, then, whaddup, you've found your tribe. Our quest? Bring back blockbuster products that will light up your life quicker than a cigarette to a shell suit.
Happy Browsing
Reuben
Colonel Mustard
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