We’ll take your salad to another dimension – pay close attention!

So we’re nearly at the end of January, and for many of us, this means we’ve been unwittingly pushing salads down our gobs – in our efforts to lose a pound or two. Rumour has it that even the Colonel has even been seen chewing the occasional carrot stick! We know how dull, monotonous and tedious the whole salad thing becomes. It doesn’t matter how many ‘interesting’ veg, nuts, fruit or whatever you put in your salad – it’s still a salad at the end of the day!

So it’s time to liven things up! Meet the Plastic People! They’re here to take those salads to another dimension! Just the product to take our minds off the rabbit food! You never know – you may even last a bit longer on your diet this time?

Help! My dirty pants are multiplying!!!

It’s one of those never-ending things… Laundry! For some reason, unbeknown to us, it just keeps on appearing, and we have no way of dealing with it. It never used to happen when you lived at home did it? But now, it seems the only way to deal with it, is to chuck it on the floor? Well, we’re here to help you. We’ve come up with some ideas that should put an end to your misery:

5 ways Mustard suggests to deal with your dirty laundry:

  1. Take it to a charity shop and buy it back for just a few pennies, all cleaned and pressed!
  2. Make a scarecrow and dress him in the dirty clothes (he won’t care how he smells!)
  3. Burn it – perhaps even have a regular bonfire party?
  4. Post it to your mum
  5. Get a Toxic Laundry bin

No one likes to live with a slob, and being a student is no excuse to be one either! We know how you like to save up all your laundry for your visits back home, so we’ve designed a super duper way of storing all that laundry. Check out Toxic Laundry!

Rise and Shine Everyone – It’s a Moo-tiful Moo-ning!

Celebrate Breakfast Week with a Moo Moo Bowl!

We’re so happy it’s Breakfast Week because here at Mustard Towers, we’re all crazy about breakfast! In fact, we’re so udderly bonkers about breakfast, we’ve designed an udderly bonkers Moo Moo bowl that’s just perfect for brekkie! It’s a moo-tiful china bowl, making every moo-rning, a special moo-ment!

So get tucking into those flaky, crispy, crunchy, slushy, or mushy delights every day… It’s all Moo Moo-licious with Moo Moo bowl!

 

Mustard jet-sets around the World!

It’s been a busy start to the year at Mustard.  We’ve been flying all around the World to showcase our brand new goodies at the International Gift Fairs!  These trade fairs host over 2,800 exhibitors to buyers from 85 countries!!!

We’ve just left the first show in Atlanta, and we’re just about to head off to the city that never sleeps …. New York New York! …. before flying all the way back to Birmingham, England for the final event!  Phew!  We’re so proud to be part of it all – and we’ve got so many new goodies to show off!!  Look out for them in our brand new Spring 2012 Catalogue.

Gift of The Year 2012: Tiny Tim and High Flyer Shortlisted!

We’re extremely proud to announce that two of our favourite products have been shortlisted for the 2012 Gift of The Year award by the Giftware Association! Tiny Tim and High Flyer are two of our latest additions to our range, featuring in the brand new Spring 2012 Catalogue. Take a look for yourselves!

 

All warm & fuzzy inside for winter

Times are tough and we know some of you are feeling a bit glum. We think what you need is a big hug! So that’s exactly what we have for you!  A big hug… From a mug!  Well, to be more exact, you give the mug a hug…, but it achieves the same thing… that nice warm, cosy feeling… exactly what’s needed to put a smile back on your face!  And did you know it’s National Hug Day on 21st January, so… snuggle up to a nice brew and you’ll be feeling better in no time at all!

It’s all too easy to get lost in cyberspace!

Did you know that people are spending around 233,000,000 hours every month on social networking sites such as Facebook? …and that’s just during work time!

There are currently around 600 million users of Facebook. It’s addictive and it’s taking over our lives. In fact in a recent survey, one in three college graduates said that freedom to use Facebook whilst at work was more important than a large salary! We’re at a stage now, where people are even asking about social media policies during job interviews, as it would impact on their decision whether to take the job or not!

Yummy! Christmas Pudding with Mustard.

You can tell Christmas is coming, someone’s been picking at the little windows on the advent calendar at Mustard Towers, the Colonel’s lunches are getting longer, and there are already rumours of high-level vote rigging at the Secret Santa draw.

Still, we think we’re pretty prepared for the festive season, and as ever we’ve been busy as elves and getting a really good selection of Christmas stocking stuffers together.

 

There are Morph Door Stops for people who remember Tony Hart and Vision On, Smurf Bookends for people who remember the 70’s and Where’s Wally? Key Finders for people who can’t remember a thing.

And if you’re buying something for someone with everything (even if they can’t remember where they left it) you could try our Rocky Apron – just the thing when you’re fighting to get the turkey stuffed. Or perhaps the Jelly Belly Cushion for when you’re turkey stuffed yourself.

We’ve got loads of things drink related for relatives who like a drink, like our 12 Gauge Shot Glasses in the shape of shotgun cartridges, our Corket Corkscrew that looks like a retro-rocket, and any number of ice trays that turn out unusually cool ice-cubes.

Like we said, we’ve been busy, and hopefully that’ll make your present hunting just that little bit easier this Christmas.

Kiss Me Quick and get creative.

Cardmaking & Papercraft magazine featured our Kiss Me Quick – a self inking lip stamp ideal for adding that extra something to their readers crafty creations.

Tape Gun Begin Japan

The Tape Gun has made its debut in Japan, featuring in Begin magazine. They are clearly stuck to it like we are!


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