Morph returns!

Plastiscene Morph is returning for a special one-off adventure 35 years after he first took a bow.  He and his naughty sidekick Chas will appear in a new show for CBBC on Monday 26th March 2012 at 6.15pm.

Check out our range of Morph goodies to help you reminisce on your old favourite TV pal!

Lip Flask – It’s a girl thing!

It’s not just boys that like to enjoy the occasional tipple… girls like to have a drink too! At Mustard we like to keep the girls happy so we’ve designed a hip flask that any lass would be proud to show off! This perfect little handbag-sized flask is adorable and looks just like a lipstick. How much more girly can you get? Take it anywhere with you and note all the admiring females as you sip daintily from this ladylike  flask. For once, let the blokes have the ‘hips’! Anyway what have flasks got to do with hips anyway?

Lighten Up – Liven Up! – Mood Lighting

Have you ever wondered if there’s a way to liven up your surroundings with just the flick of a switch?  Well there is!  You can brighten up any place with Mood Lighting! It’s simple: customise the switches in your house or office.  Light Switches are boring, but with 24 light switch decals to choose from … 8 girl faces, 8 boy faces and 8 animal faces – you’ll be surprised at how much more fun everything looks in just the flick of a switch!

You’re Nicked Sonny! – Fixed Penalty Notice

We’ve all had it – that sinking feeling as you approach your car and see the dreaded yellow plastic envelope stuck on the windscreen – a parking ticket.

The sight of a parking attendant booking a vehicle makes even the most level-headed person boil over with rage – especially if it’s unjustified. And there are many stories of unjustified tickets being issued… Here’s just a few that we found:

What do Pennies Make?

‘It happens’ – that’s what the bumper sticker says! Saving can sometimes be a little hard, especially when there are so many wonderful things to buy. So we’ve come up with a few money banks to make you feel good about putting your pennies away. There’s Smurf Money Banks that don’t mind being blue! Or Morph Piggy Banks that always help you see the lighter side of life and remind you of your childhood! Or how about our Marmite Money Jars  – what isn’t to love about them?

1-Up Cake Day!

Today is Shrove Tuesday, and for most people, this means slapping a load of flour, milk and egg mixture into a frying pan, tossing it around a bit and then eating what turns out with lemon juice and sugar… Here at Mustard, we think that so much more fun could be had on this marvellous day that celebrates eating all things yummy before you have to give it all up for Lent!

If it’s a ‘cake’ day as such – why not make proper cakes? Not frying something that’s one ingredient from being an omlette! Anyway, it’s a good excuse to make cakes and what more fun could be had than baking 1-Up Cakes! Our silicone cupcake bases look like the mushrooms familiar to fans of a certain retro video game. You know the one! Add a little cake mix and you’ll soon have a winner.

 

Woo Your Loved One With Mustard

If you’re looking for some inspiration this Valentine’s… look no further than Mustard for a range of ‘hot’ goodies that are sure to satisfy! We’re so hot, you’d probably burn your fingers – so that’s why you’ll need Hot to Handle… a perfect heart-shaped rubber mitt – ideal for preparing your loved one’s special meal. And to get your sweetheart ‘in-the-mood’ use the Hot Lips Trivet – that’s sure to get them pouting for a smooch! If you need to work a bit harder – post little love messages around the kitchen with Read My Lips – or on little notelets sealed with a gorgeous Kiss Me Quick stamp! If all else fails – take a swig from the LipFlask and hope for the best!

Hot Like Mustard!

Winter seems to have hit us hard and we’re all feeling the chill! OK, so the fluffy slipper booty thingies are on, and we’re wearing our all in one fluffy animal suits – but we’re still cold! Look no further than Mustard for a great range of hot gifts (see what we did there). We’ve gathered all the winter warmers together to bring you a cosy range of goodies to keep you nice and toasty through the cold snap! – Is that toast with Marmite we hear you say? Why ever not?

Back to Ours – Mat the Moustache

Wooh, power laces! Who is visiting Mustard Towers today?

Who’s on the Moustache Mat Today?

Mat the Moustache

Can you guess who is visiting Mustard Towers today?


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